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Hugh Fraser
13 May 2011 @ 04:35 pm
((Okay, so it's not a real songbook just yet. I needed a place to store the lyrics to Glitter Bombs and the Friday Parody.))

Glitter Bombs: The Alma Mater of the International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction
In commemoration of the Glitter Bomb crisis at IAHF, this song must be sung every year at Halloween.
Male and gender-indeterminate students may change "dress turns" into "clothes turn" if they so wish.
And for reference, the song goes to the tune of "Jingle Bells".

Dashing through the room, with a bomb in the punch bowl
Glitter everywhere; the room is turning cold!
My vision's full of spots; there's voices in my head
I twirl and pass out on the floor and then my dress turns Bled! 

Oh, Glitter Bombs, Glitter Bombs, characters beware
Mary Sue got the flu and is sneezing everywhere
Oh, Glitter Bombs,  Glitter Bombs, characters beware
Run away, hide today, surrender if you dare
 
A day or two ago, I stood here in this room
A costume ball went on, but then something went "boom!"
Mr. Hugh looked odd with Glitter on his face
But then he started acting strange so I ran out of the place!
 
Oh, Glitter Bombs, Glitter Bombs, characters beware
Mary Sue got the flu and is sneezing everywhere
Oh, Glitter Bombs,  Glitter Bombs, characters bewareRun away, hide today, surrender if you dare
 
 
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mood: amused
 
 
Hugh Fraser
26 April 2011 @ 08:52 pm
 Multiple Crossovers Exercises

Instructions:
1) Read the excerpts. There are ten of them.
2) List the fandoms. The maximum is five. All of them will have Hetalia as one of the fandoms.
3) List any errors in complete sentences with references and quotes. Bullet points are not acceptable.
4) For extra credit, specify the types of crossovers (i.e. coexistence, supplantation, blender, etc).

The errors may be:
1) A crossover Mary Sue
2) Fact confusion
3) Character mangling
4) Beige/Purple prose
5) Grammar/Spelling/Syntax errors

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((Notes: OH MY GOD THAT KILLED MY BRAIN TO WRITE. *mourns dead brain cells*
Fun fact. I actually wrote the third excerpt (sans the last two paragraphs) in fifth grade. That was one of my first fanfics. So you see I’ve been a crossover writer from the start, even though my earlier fics would have taken an army of Disentanglers to fix.))
 
 
mood: aggravated
 
 
 
Hugh Fraser
20 February 2011 @ 10:45 am
If you were a country, what would be your national anthem?

If I was a Nation? Hm, I don't know; I'm not a Nation.
I'd probably keep Uncle Arthur's de facto anthem, God Save the Queen. Or Rule Britannia.

Rule Britannia.
 
 
Hugh Fraser
12 February 2011 @ 07:41 pm
Title: Beauxreves Mansion
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance, Horror (genres subject to change, yeah)
Word Count: idek my bff jill.
Rating/Warnings: R (to be safe)
Summary: If you’re not safe in your own mind, then you’re not safe anywhere. [Hetalia minor characters fic]
Notes: Err. Historical/factual inaccuracies for the sake of creativity. Hugh lived in the 1800s; there is no Breakers-style mansion on Water Island (which does exist), etc, etc. I tried to be as realistic otherwise. ALSO: FEM!ENGLAND. AND HOWARD NOT BEING WORKBITCH'S GRANDFATHER, ETC.
 
Part IV

Somehow, that little spot in his mind claimed that Hugh had something to do with it.Collapse )
 
 
 
Hugh Fraser
07 February 2011 @ 08:45 pm
Title: Beauxreves Mansion
Genre:
Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance, Horror (genres subject to change, yeah)
Word Count:
idek my bff jill.
Rating/Warnings:
R (to be safe)
Summary:
If you’re not safe in your own mind, then you’re not safe anywhere. [Hetalia minor characters fic]
Notes:
Err. Historical/factual inaccuracies for the sake of creativity. Hugh lived in the 1800s; there is no Breakers-style mansion on Water Island (which does exist), etc, etc. I tried to be as realistic otherwise. ALSO: FEM!ENGLAND. AND HOWARD NOT BEING WORKBITCH'S GRANDFATHER, ETC.

Part III

WARRRRRNING. THAR BE SELFCEST.Collapse )

Notes: American Workbitch makes his debut next chapter!

 
 
mood: amused
 
 
Hugh Fraser
04 February 2011 @ 07:36 am
Title: Beauxreves Mansion
Genre:
Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance, Horror (genres subject to change, yeah)
Word Count:
idek my bff jill.
Rating/Warnings:
R (to be safe)
Summary:
If you’re not safe in your own mind, then you’re not safe anywhere. [Hetalia minor characters fic]
Notes:
Err. Historical/factual inaccuracies for the sake of creativity. Hugh lived in the 1800s; there is no Breakers-style mansion on Water Island (which does exist), etc, etc. I tried to be as realistic otherwise. ALSO. FEM!ENGLAND, TOO.

Part II

“We’re gonna sneak into Beauxreves Mansion!” Eugen replied cheerily, causing Howard to facepalm. Ernesta stared at Eugen as if he had grown a second head.Collapse )
 
 
mood: accomplished
 
 
Hugh Fraser
02 February 2011 @ 05:57 am
Title: Beauxreves Mansion
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance, Horror (genres subject to change, yeah)
Word Count: idek my bff jill.
Rating/Warnings: R (to be safe)
Summary: If you’re not safe in your own mind, then you’re not safe anywhere. [Hetalia minor characters fic]
Notes: Err. Historical/factual inaccuracies for the sake of creativity. Hugh lived in the 1800s; there is no Breakers-style mansion on Water Island (which does exist), etc, etc. I tried to be as realistic otherwise.
Part ICollapse )
 
 
mood: ecstatic
 
 
Hugh Fraser
01 February 2011 @ 07:25 am
 Posting this here so that watashinoekiben  can see it on FB and Twitter. XD;;

All right. It's a dark and stormy night on Water Island, US Virgin Islands. There's an estate on Honeymoon Beach's outskirts called Beauxreves Mansion. The estate is a former plantation, currently owned by Allen Clarke, son of an American millionaire and his English wife. [the estate will look like The Breakers, which was the Vanderbilt summer estate. I'm only saying this because I've been in The Breakers. It's awesome.]
The plantation house's previous owner is said to be a half-mad British diplomat (Hugh), who killed his wife (Taytay) after she accused him of adultery (with Mary and/or Charlie), and then takes his own life. People also say that their ghosts haunt the premises. Allen doesn't really believe it until he starts seeing them. He tells his mum, who can experience the same delusions, to visit. Strangely, his mum doesn't see the ghosts.
Allen starts getting headaches. In his dreams, he starts seeing the previous owner of the plantation, who looks exactly like him. [insert selfcest scene here]. Hugh gets Allen to believe, through dreams, that he is Allen's alter-ego.
The reporter Shinbun-kun [probably need a human name for him] decides to do an article on Allen and his deteriorating mental state. He and his friend Howard go to investigate the plantation but are forcefully rebuffed by Allen's butler, Workbitch [maybe we can call him Willis "Workbitch" Bartholomew for the sake of the plot or something. And besides, Willis was actually Hugh's butler in history]. They disguise themselves and sneak in. Allen throws a fit at seeing them, causing his doctor, Ernesta, to forcefully restrict him.
In Allen's dreams, Hugh tells him that he controls Allen's subconscious and that "all of this has happened before." Unnerved, Allen calls for an exorcist. The exorcist tries his best, but Hugh remains in Allen's subconscious. Dr. Ernesta shoos the exorcist away, and Allen confesses his feelings for her. But when he kisses Dr. Ernesta, he gets flashes of Hugh's memories with Taytay.
Hugh starts gaining mental predominance in Allen's mind, even coming out as a palpable hallucination (like that of Number Six in BSG). He even causes Allen to hallucinate about Taytay, Mary, and Charlie whenever he sees Ernesta, Howard, and Shinbun. Ernesta, worried about him, goes to Workbitch for help. Workbitch says that Allen has always been that way. Confused, Ernesta starts going through Allen's papers and diaries and notices that he seems to express two different personalities. She starts reading more on the previous owner of the house as well, and discovers that Taytay had actually survived the so called "murder". Hugh also didn't kill himself - he faked his death and fled to America.
Ernesta goes to talk to Allen, but catches him with Shinbun. In a fit of jealousy, she confronts him about it and he stabs her. Workbitch and Howard rush in to discover Allen screaming something about "Why did you stab her?". Workbitch takes the raving man aside and tells him the truth - that he is Hugh, living the fantasy that he is Allen. He will spend the rest of his life repeating this cycle - living in this house, being possessed by his own memories, attempting to kill the one he loves, and fleeing back to America. Howard reveals himself to be Mary (or Marion, perhaps). Shinbun reveals himself to be Charlie. 
However, they are too late to tend to the stabbed Ernesta/Taytay this time around, and she dies of blood loss. Allen/Hugh, in a fit of grief, stabs himself as well, saying that "not all of this has to happen again". His final words are to Shinbun, warning him to not print the story.
[funerals, etc. the house will probably be burnt to the ground, so no one else can get caught up in it. Workbitch is the only one who knows the entire truth all the time.]

Anyways... tl;dr...
Allen Clarke=Hugh Fraser
Ernesta Gaspar=Tèa Kirkland
Shinbun-kun (Eugen Kriegelstein)=Charlie Tenterden
Howard Burnham=Mary Crawford (ARHARHAR poor Mary. Which is why we might have to genderbend her into Marion for this.)
Workbitch (Willis Bartholomew)=? dunno. Maybe he's the mastermind.
 
 
mood: accomplished
 
 
Hugh Fraser


 Christmas party at the Legation in four days! I'm looking forward to it.
I got my darling Taytay something nice for Christmas - even got that demonic cat lover of a butler to sign it for her - and I'm considering sending Charlie a piece of coal. He'd deserve it.

But because I'm probably not going to be on LJ between now and Christmastime, I wish you all a happy Christmas!
 
 
mood: happy